The Algorithm Died But This Tee Lives Forever

The Algorithm Died But This Tee Lives Forever
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The Wait is Over. While the EU is busy setting fire to the fast-fashion business model, we’ve been busy perfecting the garment that outlasts the feed. Version 2.0 has landed.

There’s a specific kind of grief in watching a masterpiece get swallowed by the void. You spend hours on the edit, hit publish, and—nothing. The algorithm decided you didn’t exist today. We took that digital frustration and turned it into a physical manifesto. But since the EU just dropped the hammer on the “burn-it-all” business model of fast fashion, we realized our "I Liked Your Post" Tee needed to be more than just a meme. It needed to be a survivor.

The Upgrade: Built for the Digital Product Passport Era

The new laws are simple: no more destroying unsold stock, and every garment needs a pedigree. We were already there. Every Organic Cotton Social Media Tee we print is a middle finger to the landfill. We’ve beefed up the construction and dialed in the print clarity. The ink doesn't just sit on top like a cheap sticker; it’s a breathable, water-based strike into the fibers of the GOTS-certified fabric. It feels heavy in the hand but light on the skin. It’s the kind of grit that survives a thousand wash cycles, unlike your digital reach.

Heavier Hand
Premium 180gsm organic weight.
Zero Destruction
Printed only when you click.
Breathable Ink
Water-based, high-definition prints.
EU Compliant
Designed for the long-haul.
"We heard the feedback. You wanted a collar that doesn't sag after three wears and a print that doesn't crack when the trend dies. We gave you both."

The fashion industry is currently panicking about Digital Product Passports. We’re just checking our Organic Collection and realizing we’ve been ready for years. This isn't just about avoiding a shadowban; it’s about wearing the solution to a broken supply chain. When you wear this, you aren't just wearing a joke about engagement metrics—you’re wearing a piece of the post-trash-fashion future.

Demand is surging as printing queues fill up. Slow fashion takes time to do right. Grab yours before the queue hits next week.

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